At a rest stop in the Panhandle of Texas:
Lauryn, studying the sign: "WHAT does that say?!?"
Ryan: "It says watch out for snakes, and you better be extra careful because it's breeding season and that makes them aggressive."
Me: [give Ryan a raised eyebrow]
Ryan: "Okay yeah...I totally just made that up to freak out Lauryn."
I admire a man who can think on his feet :)