My friend Danielle has known me since elementary school. She knows me well. Too well. I present for your enjoyment a text conversation we had this morning:
Starr: Lubbock Parks and Rec has several classes for 3-5 yr olds. Trying to decide what to enroll Lauryn in. Maybe art or maybe dance?
Danielle: Maybe you should put her in dance...something you definitely can't teach her. :]
It wouldn't be so funny if it weren't completely, totally, and painfully true. Let me just apologize if you are one of the unfortunate few who have ever seen me try and break it down.
To quote Mr. Darcy in Pride and Prejudice, "Any savage can dance."