I run an analytics program on my blog (blog owners, try Woopra, it's great) that allows me to see how many visitors I'm getting, the cities they live in, and how they found me.
Yes, a bit narcissistic. That's a post for another day.
The program I run allows me to see the Search Terms people are using to end up at Lost in Laundry.
There have been some interesting ones lately.
I will list the search terms in bold, and try my best to address the query, in case these visitors ever find themselves here again:
Reality show "her toe"
I have little to say about this one. If you are considering starting a reality show about a woman's toe, I advise against it.
That is so cliche
Yes, I can tend to be a bit cliche. Glad you found me! Bless your heart!
Where did Garth Brooks go to Elementary school
My research indicates there are seven elementary schools in Yukon, OK. He probably went to one of those. I don't know which one. Sorry. I'm not very helpful.
Swallowed a screw
Depending largely on the size of the screw, that might be a problem. Get off the Internet and call a medical profession. So far, magnetix are the only worrisome thing my kids have ingested. Everything came out just fine in the end. (Ewww.)
Homemade Exfoliant men
You can go ahead and make some, but be sure and tell him what it's for. You don't want him thinking it's chip dip or something and ingesting it.
Selfish ambitious narcissistic
At various and all too frequent times....guilty, guilty, and guilty.
Asterisk hmph to you to my friend!
Who sang volari
It seems a "volari" is either a 8MB low powered graphics chip set or a Mexican airline. Neither of which you should sing about.
Ballerina rips one
It happens. Many a tutu have been polluted in this house by one sweet but stinky three year old girl.
And my personal favorite, which requires no commentary:
Serve me up an icy cold spoon of death
"Serve me up an icy cold spoon of death"
This is awesome!
Ok, Starr, I literally LOL! Would that be LLOL?
Your tutu comment reminds me of the commercial for something related to flatulence where the assistant comes in and says, "your son RIP is on line TOOT". I literally watched that scene about 5 times and cried I laughed so hard. I kow I have a strange sense of humor, but no one got hurt!