I asked a four-year-old little girl in my Wednesday Night class what she had for lunch . The following conversation ensued:
"So what did you have for lunch today?"
"Well, I ate the whole thing! It was a-ma-zing."
"But what was it?"
"Oh, well...see, it was a snake. My Daddy shot it and then we cooked it right up. It was delicious. [pause] Seriously delicious."
"Wow! That's so cool! When your Granny picks you up from class tonight, I'm going to ask her to invite me over next time you have snake for lunch!"
"Oh. Well, you know what? I forgot. I had waffles. [long pause] But I ate so many my tummy grew as big as this room!"
Where ON EARTH do they come up with this stuff? Pure entertainment!
I'm torn about whether to praise you for calling her out or to get onto you for being a party pooper. :-)