Ryan is on the couch, watching something on the Disney channel encouraging kids to eat healthy foods. It's two or three minutes longs and comes on between shows. Cartoon kids are happily munching away, while they engage in various fun activities. The hero is "Captain Carlos: Guardian of good eating, and junk foods worst enemy."
"Ryan, whatcha watching?"
"Oh, it's sort of a commercial on the Disney channel, but it's a good commercial. It's teaching us stuff."
"What is it teaching you?"
[with grave seriousness] "It's all about how you should eat your vegetables. You know....because if you eat your spinach you'll be a good bowler. And also if you eat turkey sandwiches you'll be able to put up a tent in the woods when you're camping."
Now I know why I'm a terrible bowler! I'm cracking up!