Observed while getting ready for my day:
My shampoo promises to "transform dull, lifeless hair into shiny, gorgeous hair."
My face cleanser vows to reveal "younger, healthy-looking skin."
My toothpaste claims it will give me "beautifully whitened teeth."
My body lotion supposedly "creates a healthy, summer glow all year long."
My face moisturizer is apparently a miracle in a bottle, claiming it will, "leave skin soft and smooth...improve skin texture...even out skin tone...improve skin clarity...and prevent breakouts while clearing up blemishes. A total soy complex provides beautiful even looking skin!"
All this leaves me wondering - Why am I toiling away among the rank and file housewives of the world? I have been using these products faithfully for years. I should totally be a supermodel by now.
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littlepastor had this to say:
You're a model of superness to me!
- March 27, 2007 at 11:26 AM
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